Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Star turns 57 today

Well i am not ashamed to say this, as I grew up as a Rajni fan watching him on the screens.

Though i do not approve of his life in the real world, as he stays away from the truth sadly; he has acheived tremendously in the entertainment industry.

Still they are sweet memories as I look back from Basha to Sivaji. I remember watching Arunachalam, Muthu, Padayappa, Baba, Chandramukhi and Sivaji on the bigscreen. Some of the others in Television.

I wish him a happy birthday this day, as he turns SilverJubilee+Seven and DiamondJubilee-Three.

Looking forward to Sultan!

Samjosh.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Tamil Java

Well its a fun forward. (Usually i don't post such stuff here.)

Still this one is of *java* interest...

I think you can read the tamil version first here-


Well if you have problems understanding, place your mouse on the first dot below, hold the leftmost mouse button and drag to the second dot. (OR) simply click on the first dot.



  • public class Project
    {
    public static void main(String args[])
    {
    int a;
    string b;
    if(a==0)
    {
    b = "Zero";
    }
    else
    {
    b = "Non-Zero";
    }
    return;
    }
    }


Well thats what people think an IT Guy's work is... so sad!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Sardarji Jokes

A merry heart does good, like medicine. - said King Solomon the Wise in Proverbs 17:22

Just thought of blogging some of the Sardarji jokes that i got forwarded via mail. Read and laugh for yourself.

Samjosh...




Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"



Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??... how much is DRIVING salary...?



Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!



2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...



Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....



Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion........... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"



A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"



2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....



A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......



A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.



Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....



Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE
SARDARS.......

Saturday, July 14, 2007

The Order of the Phoenix

Just remembered finishing this book of around 1000 pages within a record time of 2 days.

It is no nonsense till book 5.

Looking forward to see Movie 5 for which today is the official day of worldwide release!





Edit:(app 2 weeks later)
Quick update :

The movie is not so appealing as the book does.
It should be JK's writing that does all... its all abt the hype.....

A Quick review on Book7
I got the wrong book (pdf) 2 weeks ahead of the release of book 7.
I came to know this 2 weeks after the release. Then I got the right one.

By that time, i dint have patience (also time) to read through the book.
I quickly turned over the pages for an answer to the highly anticipated question: "Whats the end?"...

To make it short:
1. Some of the order members dies... including Tonks, Lupin...
2. Fred Weasley dies...
3. Hagrid I'm afraid is dead... not sure.. have to confirm.
4. The TRIO (ahem), they are well and alive. Thats the Hollywood kind of ending, which i suspected initially may not happen, cos JKR is little sadistic(?!)
5. Then as predicted by Mugglenet, Snape is on the good side, though he is killed at the end by Voldemort. He plays a major role in Harry's victory over Voldemort.
6. Dumbledore's death in the previous book was originally arranged between him and Snape.
7. Finally how did Harry make it? They have a concept of "The Elder Wand" which Harry happens to get through the help of Dumbledore, Snape including others. This wand is kind of elder to the Voldemort's one......
       It goes like this: Harry shoots the curse that's supposed to disarm Voldemort of his wand and Voldemort shoots the final curse (avada kedavra) both at the same time. (Remember, Harry has the elder wand.) Both the curses meet midway in the air, rises high, then Voldemort's curse bounces back to him making him fall dead (atlast!). Voldemort's wand was also caught by Harry. Harry becomes the hero of the wizarding community!
       The story aftermath: Harry destroys the elder wand, as it is of no use to him anymore and no one should use it also. Dumbledore has tears in his eyes as he watches this from his portrait at the Hogwarts.
       Nineteen years later: Harry-Ginny the married ones have 5 kids: (Albus, Rose, blah, blah, blah) etc, etc.

The End




Looking back, Voldemort resembles Satan well by all means. So this has some bad effects if this is thought more than a novel.

Well, thats the end of it.
Samjosh...

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The IT Buzzword of the hour

Sivaji - The Boss

It can't get bigger. But will it meet the nerve tingling expectancy? This was the question raised by TOI dt. 15/06/07 the official day of release.

Well, my mind was racing the same way this week... But I got the answer for myself the next day (today!). Thanks to the baron of the box office (Shankar) for his own state-of-the-art, extraordinary extravaganzas. Thanks to ARR for his magnificent score, especially during the climax. The rest you know... a straight four and a half stars... Cool!

Sivaji Righta? : Well you may call it 'fever', 'mania' , and a whole lot of others. But it's certainly a thrill to be a part of it. Somebody said 'You *must* be a fan 250% to enjoy the Rajni film'.